1.
This Tinder user who played off their match's name.
2.
This punslinger who was way off target.
3.
Life tip: Dressing up as a taco duck won't get you many dates.
4.
Neither will being a truck.*
5.
This guy who's definitely holding a real cat in his hand.
6.
This user whose love of vegetables wasn't reciprocated.
7.
Never try your pickup lines on a scientist.
8.
Seriously, just don't.
9.
Sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.
10.
Really, it just isn't.
11.
The hero Tinder deserves, but not the one it needs.
12.
If at first you don't succeed, fail again.
13.
It's probably best not to mention your LSD fantasies until at least the third date.
14.
This guy dealing out letters like a perverted resident of Sesame Street.
16.
This Lothario who tried to spread the love a little too thinly.
17.
What's hotter than riding a bear like a tractor?
18.
This guy who met his poetical match and lost.
19.
This gentleman who went from 0–100 in record time.
20.
"I'm totally skiing." – This guy
21.
This guy who aimed for the moon and landed amongst a sea of perpetual loneliness.
22.
No one likes the grammar police.
23.
Or automated messages.
24.
Sometimes it's better just to talk to yourself.
