1. When a cyclist chose a questionable place to chain up his bike.
2. When a man took his pet owl for a walk (fly?).
3. When the police took on extra-terrestrials.
4. When a biker said "fuck you" to safety and took a spin in a onesie.
5. When this homeowner wanted a full-English.
6. When the worst thief of all time was caught.
7. When a guy in a duck mask popped into Burger King, because why-fucking-not I guess.
8. When an appropriately named man got arrested in Asda.
9. When a criminal had a suspicious package.
10. When a man casually ate an apple while be arrested by police.
11. When vandalism got ironic.
12. When Frankie and Benny's offered a sandy pudding.
13. When a moviegoer was not prepared to pay £16.60 for a small tub of popcorn.
14. When a resident was caught short without a hood and had to improvise.
15. When the local police ran into some tech issues.
16. And finally, when the national symbol of Wales was draped with a condom.
Beautiful.
