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Firstly, you only fell into the role because of your willingness to help.
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And because of your kind and caring attitude, whenever you visit family there's a list of tech related chores waiting to be done.
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But at least dealing with tasks in person is better than trying to give advice over the phone.
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There is no worse fear than when an elderly relative asks you to set up a Facebook account for them.
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People forgetting their passwords has become a prominent problem in your life.
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Hell, and some people even manage to forget their goddamn email address.
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You're used to family coming to you with extremely vague, nonsensical descriptions of their tech problems.
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Except when it comes to spelling out URLs, which is always done in full.
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But their lack of knowledge doesn't stop them from having strong opinions.
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Or trying to do things you told them were impossible.
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Sometimes, you're even asked to fix things you have zero control over.
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When the time comes, you're always the person everyone goes to for advice when buying new technology.
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Advice which they then go ahead and completely ignore.
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Which often leads to them needing help with more things.
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And whenever anything goes wrong, the blame always falls on you.
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Your family love to boast to all their friends about how you're "so good with computers".
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And on more than one occasion have offered your services out to others.
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More often than not for tasks that are way beyond your level of knowledge.
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Because, honestly, your solution is mostly just to Google the problem.
