1. When was the last time you tried to capture a special moment on camera but accidentally did math?
2. It's unlikely that your clothing currently spells the word "ass".
didn’t consider how this sweater would look with a jacket
3. You've never received a text like this from your own grandmother.
4. You know that it's important to check who's texting you before sending a response.
5. You haven't been the victim of a washing machine thief.
soooo, I no longer feel like a crazy person for losing random socks...
6. Have you ever had a manicure result in this much of a misunderstanding?
The nail lady literally drew the glare from the pic & Brooklyn‘s dumbass wasn’t paying attention LMAOOO
7. You're not being embarrassed in an art class.
I thought this was a beginners class
8. And you haven't shown up to class with a chopping board.
went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter
9. You don't have a kitchen disaster waiting to be cleaned up.
my stupid ass tried to make macaroni except i forget the water
10. You've not jumped to the wrong conclusions while texting a friend.
11. It's very unlikely that you'll be played by your own dog.
Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. https://t.co/rGfBKz6FKF
12. Have you ever been so exposed by an x-ray machine?
My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today
13. You've not just been hit in the face by a rapper's drumstick.
14. A surprise party you've planned hasn't been completely ruined.
Tried to surprise my mum for Mother's Day. put this in the special requirements and they FUCKIN PRINT IT ON THE BOX
15. Your credit card isn't a giant picture of your own face.
So my dad got a new credit card and they asked him if he wanted a picture on it so he thought it was gonna be a tiny picture of him like the previous card he had so he sent them a picture of him and then...😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 HE PLAYED HIMSELF BRUH! https://t.co/6tNoYdbrZL
16. And finally, you haven't just lost over $1,000.
