2.
When Ringo took on a new language.
3.
When Dave Benson Phillips caused a scare.
4.
When Joan Collins complained to the council.
6.
When Rooney malfunctioned.
7.
When the terrorists won.
9.
When Alan Sugar bought a new TV.
10.
When Zayn sympathised with the plight of the Minions.
11.
When John Cleese gave a live update.
12.
When Jedward suffered a nasty accident.
13.
When Danny Dyer went all Craig David.
15.
When Michael Owen broadened his horizons.
16.
When Derek Acorah stood up to knife crime.
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When Richard Desmond began a story.
18.
When Geri Halliwell timestamped a lion.
19.
And when Piers Morgan just gave up.