1. This girl who failed to follow some good advice:
i’ve always been told not to cry after a spray tan
2. This anarchist who needs to go back to school:
3. This driver who took a wrong turn onto a frozen lake:
4. This man who took in a "phone" to be fixed:
5. This guy who got the wrong picture:
6. This dad who tried to clean the toilet:
my dad thought my bath bomb was toilet cleaner
7. This guy who unknowingly got aroused by Gordon Ramsey:
8. This barista who misspelt a customer's name:
9. This driver who left their sunroof open:
10. This guy who wore the wrong T-shirt:
11. This student who finished the wrong assignment:
Deadass spent 2 hours doing project on Youth in Asia then find out it's supposed to be on Euthanasia. Summer wya 😭
12. This passenger who took the long way home:
13. This drunk guy who vanished into the night:
"did anyone take him" so done with my apartment complex groupme
14. This mom who thought she'd met a celebrity:
My mom thinks she met @rihanna last night
15. This sports fan who didn't know how a baseball cap works:
16. This driver who struggled in the snow:
Not great actually mum x
17. This student who thought they received an unusual grade:
18. These thieves whose crime didn't pay:
19. This vending machine user who had the world's worst luck:
20. This guy who mistook an Uber driver for a friend:
It was a quiet car ride
21. This brother who accidentally hit the airplay button:
I WAS WITH MY MOM AND MY BROTHER WAS WATCHING PORN UPSTAIRS AND HE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IT ON AIRPLAY ON THE APPLE TV
22. This lady who buried a stranger's cat.
23. This person who was stuck delaying the inevitable:
24. This party host who turned to the internet for advice:
25. This boyfriend who got a little lost:
if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night
26. This job applicant who sent in the wrong CV:
Applied for a job and got this email back
27. This guy who tired to cook while drunk:
28. This parent who thought they'd found drugs:
29. This retail worker who kept to closely to the script:
at Dick’s, it is a habit of mine to ask customers if they want their items in a bag after they check out. today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy. after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”
30. This girl who was attacked by a primate:
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Umm should I be worried about this kid from my English class
32. This guy who had a lot of chances to get the spelling right:
33. This guy who couldn't operate his umbrella:
34. This van owner who learnt to never take advice from the internet:
35. This mum who really needs some new eyes:
Text from mum - having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I'm out. https://t.co/2vNpcW5l5n
36. This guy who could really use an aux cable:
37. This girl who wanted to take up an innocent hobby:
Remember the time i tried making really good latte art but this happened instead
38. This cook who probably should have dealt with the problem at hand:
39. This sunbather who chose the wrong time to snack:
Never sleep outside with cereal guys xxxxx
40. This holiday maker who though she had just eaten something new:
41. This guy who put his shoes somewhere safe after a night of drinking:
42. This girl who accidentally assaulted a pigeon:
probably my fav story of 2017 @caitalexanderx
43. This Jenga player who lost the game in spectacular fashion:
44. This dieter who's in for a nasty case of food poisoning:
45. This guy who got so high that he lost his sandwich:
Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂
46. This facebook user who made herself an interesting snack:
47. This parent who got confused by a permission slip:
48. This guy who single-handedly ruined Christmas:
49. This girl who messed up by one digit:
I saved my number so I could send photos to myself and it turns out I got ONE DIGIT wrong and I was sending my selfies to a complete stranger. https://t.co/vMTW3B77kQ
50. This student whose attempt at cooking went a little wrong:
51. This girl whose date got off to a bad start:
My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes. Dating is rough.
52. This mom who got her wires crossed:
53. This art thief who was caught red-handed:
Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea
54. This dog owner who uploaded the wrong photo:
55. This patient who miss-understood her dentist:
SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this
56. This learner driver who's going to need a lot more lessons:
This learner has absolutely fucked it today
57. These people who thought they were helping wildlife:
58. This traveler who
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My hoodie got dirty and so I washed it but we don’t have a dryer so my mom and I thought it would be a good idea to hang it outside when it’s -9 so after an half hour it froze lmao I can’t we dumb as fuck https://t.co/Vjdzqk4muF
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!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!!
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63. This fast food customer who made a mistake:
64. This trusting person who learnt it's best to stick with the basics:
65. This mom who had apparently never seen the family dog before:
66. This guy who took a bite from some fake fruit:
67. This sister who made a very unfortunate typo:
68. This driver who tried to block out the sun:
69. This anarchist who made a permanent error:
70. This swimmer who though she'd made a new friend:
So I found a frog and I liked him and then he attacked me
71. This bank customer who entered the wrong details:
Banking tips
72. This person needs to pay closer attention to their food:
73. This student who partied a little too hard:
My freshers is going so well, burnt my room down last night 😅
74. This Facebook user who had food on their mind:
75. This girl who chose the wrong time to pose for a photo:
76. This drunk man who found an unsanitary sleeping spot:
77. This shopper who picked up the wrong item:
tried on a bra in Primark & it was nice so I went to buy it but there was no tag so the guy went to find a supervisor to get a code, comes back & goes "this isn't ours, it's a swap" so someone has literally left THEIR OWN BRA on a hanger in order to shoplift one AND I TRIED IT ON
78. This seller who needs to work on his sales technique:
79. This person who managed to mess up making toast:
LOOK HOW FUCKING BURNT MY TOAST IS ITS FUCKING GLOWING
80. This "vegan" who's walking a fine line:
81. This guy who got caught in a precarious position:
Moms gonna be pissed
82. This guy who should have read the label:
83. This bank teller who tried to make smalltalk:
I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person." https://t.co/3FXUdPdO88
84. This girl who got a little too fidgety in class:
I WAS JUST RUNNING MY PEN OVER MY JEANS WHILE TALKING TO MY TEACHER AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS OPEN HELP I FUCKED UP
85. This grown-ass man whose curiosity got him in trouble:
86. This girl who took her shot and came up short:
I'm never asking anyone out on a date again
87. This person who dropped their food:
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89. This girl who needs to find a new dentist:
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
90. This amateur chef who tried to use a pressure cooker:
91. This truck driver who took irony to the next level:
92. This Facebook user who needs to consult a calendar:
93. This mom who should be banned from scissors:
My mom just RUINED my dog and she literally said "he wanted to keep it long on the top" I am devastated
94. This painter who wasn't thinking one step ahead:
95. This car owner who should have consulted the manual:
96. These drinkers whose celebration turned to disaster:
97. This baker who made a different kind of art:
I fell asleep while the cinnamon rolls were in the oven and woke up to beautiful modern art
98. This job interviewee who failed before even showing up:
Karma - the guy who pushed past me on the tube and then suggested I go F myself just arrived for his interview...with me...
99. This girl who should have had her tattoo copy-checked:
100. This Facebook user who wasn't paying attention:
