1. When a gang of burglars got hungry on the job.
2. When a seagull terrorised local shoppers.
3. When a great biscuit heist took place.
4. When a bank robber got distracted.
why is the best story of 2020 being ignored, is what i want to know
5. When a woman drank too much and became a pirate.
6. When London Zoo had its very own love triangle.
7. When a high-speed chase took place.
8. When some thieves just wanted to say sorry.
Thieves break into pub, steal safe & leave note of apology for flooding the place http://t.co/82G5rkQGN2
9. When a criminal turned himself in because he couldn't go another moment without Greggs.
10. When someone wanted a free meal.
11. When this alibi was offered during the Hatton Garden jewellery heist trial.
12. When a Welsh teenager took a lamb to Nando's.
13. When someone in England was literally robbed of his top hat.
14. When a driver was caught eating and driving.
15. When a drug dealer was also a tea dealer.
16. When a duck got a little too drunk.
17. And finally, when a criminal text his plan to the intended victim.
