1. Everyone seems to think that Wales is a beautiful country.

Lake Vyrnwy, Powys.
2. Which is completely absurd.

Mt Tryfan, Snowdonia.
3. It's not beautiful at all.

Gower Peninsula, Swansea.
4. For a start, it's always raining.

South Stack Lighthouse, Holy Island.
5. Literally all the damn time.

Pennard Cliffs, Gower.
6. Which of course means no other weather exists.

Snowdonia, Gwynedd.
7. It's impossible to even see the sky through all the damn rain clouds.

Bodfordd, Anglesey.
8. Plus the landscape is incredibly dull.

Brecon Beacons National Park, Powys.
9. It's all just featureless mountains.

Padarn lake, Gwynedd.
10. Everywhere you look.

Pen yr Ole Wen.
11. Who seriously wants to see this?

Llynnau Mymbyr, Capel Curig.
12. There's really no escape.

Llyn Cwellyn, Snowdonia National Park.
13. Not even underground.

Dan-Yr-Ogof caves, Powys.
14. Was Tom Jones high when he sang about the green, green grass of home?

15. And don't get me started on the buildings.

Tenby Harbour, Pembrokeshire.
16. They're all just so grey.

Portmeirion, Gwynedd.
17. And uninspired.

Wales Millennium Centre, Cardiff.
18. Not to mention the fact that everyone lives on a farm.

Cardiff Bay, Cardiff.
19. Isolated from the world around them.

Cardiff City, Cardiff.
20. Which of course means loads of traveling on non-scenic routes.

Menai Bridge, Anglesey.
21. Boring.

Snowdon Mountain Railway, Gwynedd.
22. There's nothing of any historical interest.

Caernarfon Castle, Gwynedd.
23. It's as if civilization just emerged overnight.

Pentre Ifan, Pembrokeshire.
24. There's no wildlife to see, just sheep.

Rhayader, Powys.
25. Look all the damn sheep. They're everywhere.

Skomer Island, Pembrokeshire.
26. And then there are the god-awful beaches.

Three Cliffs Bay, Gower Peninsula.
27. Completely overcrowded and littered with trash.

Freshwater West, Pembrokeshire.
28. And just plain ugly.

Monknash, Glamorgan.
29. Seriously, there's no point in ever visiting Wales.

Brecon Beacons, Powys.
30. You'll only be disappointed.

Llangollen, Denbighshire.