1.
By attaching their phone to a chicken in a safety vest.
2.
By tying their phone to a dog, using a beautiful yellow ribbon.
3.
By utilising the talents of a football playing dog.
4.
By using a cat wearing some sort of iPhone saddle.
5.
By doing some engineering on a remote control car.
6.
By doing things with an '80s twist.
7.
By using a treadmill. Somehow.
8.
By precariously dangling their phone from a ceiling fan.
9.
By doing a bad job of attaching their phone to a ceiling fan.
10.
By driving really, really slowly.
11.
By driving really, really slowly, but with the phone outside the vehicle.
12.
By spinning their phone on their bike wheel.
13.
By standing still on a moving walkway.
14.
By having the app run concurrently with a Roomba.
15.
By mixing things up on some turntables.
17.
And finally, by really fucking their phone up in a microwave.