1.
You just don't know when you're going to come across those of the teenage mutant ninja variety.
2.
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania Runs for VP?
3.
This study definitely isn't biased. Nope, not at all.
6.
Just Russia casually buying some secret dolphins. NBD.
7.
Some people are born with a predetermined path in life.
8.
Isn't the future just magical?
9.
"Shit, what excuse can we use for the trains being late today?"
10.
Irony at its unfiltered best.
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It's about the principal of the damn thing.
12.
At least call him Mr. Asshole.
13.
Got to tear down the system from within.
14.
2016: The year politics died.
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"Can we just like, attach seats to the outside of the plane?" – Airline executives, probably.
16.
This is why nature hates us.
