1. Resolving conflict.
My flatmate pissed me off so I froze their cutlery into an ice block
2. Ordering food online:
3. Ordering clothes online:
4. Taking a 🔥 selfie:
When you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country
5. Taking a 🔥 selfie part II:
6. Fragile masculinity:
7. Advertisements:
8. Modern politics:
Can't wait for the 2016 elections
9. Technological advancement:
10. Media propaganda:
The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn't show
11. Celebrity worship:
i forced my family to recreate a kardashian christmas card
12. Celebrity worship part II:
Someone put thousands of Nicki Minaj cardboard cutouts on the Helsinki Cathedral stairs in Finland.
13. Eating:
14. Eating part II:
Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh
15. Religion:
16. Pride:
Me reading my own tweets
17. Lurking:
18. Jobs:
When you get stranded on Earth without your photon weapons so you just have to come up with a job & survive
19. Social media:
Had to add a new category to this medical form
20. Social media part II:
when u write a good tweet and you wait for the favs but they don't come
21. Impending disaster:
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a minute to talk about global warming?
22. Getting in one last word:
"i'm not gonna tweet about it anymore..." ... ... ... "aND ANOTHER THING-"