21 Things Britain 100% Deserves A Gold Medal In

    Someone start a petition for epic banter to be included in the next Olympics.

    1. 100-metre queueing

    2. Improvised pub garden

    3. Modern sarcasm

    4. Freestyle punning

    5. Synchronised suspicion

    6. Marathon wet weather BBQ

    7. Team biscuit appreciation

    8. Epic banter

    9. Extreme baking

    10. Unnecessary swearing

    11. Competitive flood humour

    12. Speed worrying

    13. Aero-bluntness

    14. Modern anarchy

    15. Outdoor middle-class problems

    16. Inline excuse-making

    17. Indoor polite graffiti

    18. Artistic cock drawing

    19. Ultimate protest sign-making

    20. Cross-country passive-aggressiveness

    21. The "not living up to expectations but still celebrating, because hey, at least we tried"-athon