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17 "Home Alone" Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

"Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child."

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[wife calls] did you write "make all the traps from home alone" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] "no"

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Home Alone is so unrealistic; kids are super easy to kill.

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Home Alone would've been over in like 20 minutes if they were able to text.

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Home alone? U mean that piece of shit movie about the baby who messes with two respectable adult burglars? No thanks

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Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.

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Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"

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Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying "Home Alone" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies.

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So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

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Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin

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Worst things the parents do in Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza

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Home Alone 5: Where The Fuck Are My Parents

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What if Canada is just like 100 dudes faking a country like that scene in Home Alone where Kevin fakes the party?

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I'd bet Macaulay Culkin is actually home alone right now.

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Home Alone 7: Clearly They Just Don't Like This Kid

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If Home Alone were made today instead of robbers Kevin McCallister's enemies would be peanuts and gluten. Plus he'd be named Banjo.

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If Home Alone has taught me anything it's that children ruin everything.

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