1. A Sports Direct mug filled with a swimming pool's worth of tea.
"Sometimes you need a big mug of tea to help get you through the day👍☕️"
2. A Colin the Caterpillar cake that was given to a colleague.
"Happy Birthday Keith from accounting! #colinisalegend #classic"
3. A mirror selfie in a bathroom where the fanciness caught you off guard.
"This bathroom is sooooo fancy. They have actual hand towels to dry your hands with."
4. A 99 that cost £3.50.
"WTF? I remember when these used to actually be 99p! #brokenbritain"
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5. A stolen pint glass you don't ever remember stealing.
"I'm not even drinking San Miguel lol."
6. A photo of a donor kebab that looked appetising when drunk you drunkenly took the photo the night before.
7. A photo of your Nando's order sarcastically hashtagged #cheeky.
"Went to Nando's tonight lads. #cheekynandos #bantz"
8. A PROPER Sunday lunch. Not a fake one, like all the pretenders eat.
"The best thing about visiting home."
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9. A #tbt to that time you met a C-list celeb in your local town centre.
"#tbt to the time I met a living legend."
10. And a #tbt to when you had ~different~ hair.
"Who remembers the '00s? #tbt"
11. Painfully unfunny ironic graffiti.
"lol"
12. The pub garden table you fought to the death for.
"Relaxing with a drink ☀🍹 "
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13. And a picture of a cosy fire in a country pub.
"🔥🔥🔥"
14. A £10.50 cocktail that you're gonna share a photo of given how much you've spent on it.
"Everyone needs an Old Fashioned Pomegranate Sour Almaty every once in awhile."
15. A twee and unfunny chalkboard outside of a café.
"Spotted this on the way to work. Makes you think."
16. A boastful beach image every time you go on holiday.
"Having a stressful monday, wbu?"
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17. And if you're feeling super cliché, a heart drawn into the sand.
"<3"
18. A photo from a gig, taken 64 rows back.
"Can't wait to see queen🐝 !"
19. And the most exciting thing you could ever see in public: A dog on public transport.
"OMG CHECK OUT THIS GUY I MET ON THE TUBE THIS MORNING."
