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Firstly, you're going to need to scout your target with a decent pair of binoculars.
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Oh no, there's a padlocked chain draped loosely over the laptop.
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Luckily all good hackers carry a crowbar with them.
4.
Steady on there cowboy, you can't touch this thing without a good pair of gloves.
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Make a mistake like that and you'll get caught by the cyber police.
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Pro tip: The thicker the gloves, the better.
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Plus a smart trilby never hurt anyone.
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Keep quiet by wearing a porcelain mask.
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Or even better, don't have a face.
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Gloves, goggles, face mask, and a hood! This person was paying attention in hacker school.
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It's really important that you don't get distracted and convert to Mormonism.
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You can even chew on your knife to help improve your cognitive powers.
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Use a good torch to light up that difficult to see back-lit screen.
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Not too bright. Now you're going to need sunglasses.
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Sometimes it's good to step away and gain a different perspective by facing the back of screen.
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Once you're ready to start hacking, just hit the key that's helpfully labelled with a pirate logo.
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Now inhale some of that tasty stolen data.
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Failing all of the above, just punch through a laptop and steal someone's wallet.
