19 Tips On How To Become A Hacker According To Stock Images
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Firstly, you're going to need to scout your target with a decent pair of binoculars.
Oh no, there's a padlocked chain draped loosely over the laptop.
Luckily all good hackers carry a crowbar with them.
Steady on there cowboy, you can't touch this thing without a good pair of gloves.
Make a mistake like that and you'll get caught by the cyber police.
Pro tip: The thicker the gloves, the better.
Plus a smart trilby never hurt anyone.
Keep quiet by wearing a porcelain mask.
Or even better, don't have a face.
Gloves, goggles, face mask, and a hood! This person was paying attention in hacker school.
It's really important that you don't get distracted and convert to Mormonism.
Maybe use a knife?
You can even chew on your knife to help improve your cognitive powers.
Use a good torch to light up that difficult to see back-lit screen.
Not too bright. Now you're going to need sunglasses.
Sometimes it's good to step away and gain a different perspective by facing the back of screen.
Once you're ready to start hacking, just hit the key that's helpfully labelled with a pirate logo.
Now inhale some of that tasty stolen data.
Failing all of the above, just punch through a laptop and steal someone's wallet.
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