1. When a sandwich artist went a little overboard with the mayo.
2. When someone made a BLT minus the lettuce and tomato.
3. When a store said "screw you" to 9-to-5 hours and worked a three-hour shift on weekdays.
4. When they had no access to a dictionary…
5. …and decided to get liberal with spelling.
6. Seriously, someone get Subway a dictionary.
7. When they were participating in both the cause and the cure.
8. When this abomination was made.
9. When a wrap was not wrapped.
10. When the food looked a little different from advertised.
11. Me on Instagram vs Me IRL:
12. When a customer found a way to bypass the cup charge by using a plastic bag…
13. …so Subway introduced a bag charge.
14. When they missed out on the perfect rhyming opportunity.
15. When a customer caught staff getting a little hands-on in the backroom.
16. When they were a little ungenerous with the cheese.
17. When they advertised with a dick joke.
