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Our emergency services are second to none.
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We have the greatest road signs.
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Our wildlife is unique.
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Right down to our "cats".
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We have the greatest flag in the whole damn world.
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Our towns have nice, simple and poetic names.
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Our public transport is amongst the best in the world.
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Especially for ponies.
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We cope with actual wind.
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We know how to recycle.
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We know how to have a great night out.
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Our nightlife is out of control.
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We're modest in victory.
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And humble in defeat.
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We have beautiful flower arrangements.
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We deal with serious issues.
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Seriously, the criminals here are just out of control.
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We know how to advertise.
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Madison Avenue, eat your heart out.
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Our councils are technologically advanced.
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And debate nothing but important issues.
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We produce the most interesting headlines.
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Our tourism posters are AMAZING.
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And why shouldn't they be? We are the most beautiful country on earth.
