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could your child be texting about EGGS? look for these acronyms! HYWTE- how you want them eggs OEEP- over easy? ea… https://t.co/49hw0RqekP
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i will not order eggs in a restaurant unless the chef personally lays them
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ghost egg scared of its own tiddies
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chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?
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Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)
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When your ruined poached eggs come back to haunt you.
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There are approximately 45 seconds between "I'll make us an omelet" and "We're having scrambled eggs."
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what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom
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Humans: we’re not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs
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You [not woke] "what if death really is the end? What if it's just an endless dreamless sleep?" Me [woke] "eggs are a type of fruit"
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"Don't put all your eggs ... in there".
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If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake.
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9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: "It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"
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ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about
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(commercial for eggs) *places tiny backwards hat on an egg* Narrator: "Eggs"
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executioner: any last words? me: remember the last meal u gave me? executioner: yeah, the boiled eggs me: i ate the… https://t.co/gxLd7wwwjx
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[egg store] Me: what kinda eggs are these? Clerk: chicken eggs Me: u got dog eggs? Clerk [holdin up a sign saying meet me out back in 5]: no
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Do vegans ever fall off the wagon? Like, do they occasionally find themselves in an alleyway just going to town on an egg?
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I handed my dad an egg.