Just 24 Of The Funniest British Tweets From March
"Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time."
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if your arse crack was split horizontally, it would clap when you run down the stairs
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When I accidentally select cash and balance
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The most perfect thing to ever happen in Leicester @bt_uk
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Do lads in New York have Manchester themed bedrooms?
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This looks just like when I used to set up a pretend post office on the dining table and made my parents be customers.
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Why did I think this was a full English breakfast in a cup 😩😭 https://t.co/ewbHBfMQBm
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Nobody: School teachers: and she swung back in her chair and died
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this is every journalist headshot
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Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time.
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Come to center parcs for a much needed recharge. With my eyes closed relaxing my 6 year old niece said quietly "Aunty I need your help" I asked "what with"? "The swan" she replied. I laughed & asked "what swan" opened my eyes.....
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Essex town has existential crisis.
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dating in your twenties is just saying “when works for you” back and forth until one of you gets back with your ex
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He actually thinks we cannae see him.
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LETS DANCE TO JOY
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How funny are dugs man not got a fuckin clue what’s going on but still no wanting left oot. Permanently wanting to be part of the team. Could be organising a big dug barbecue to eat aw the dugs in the street and yer dugs sitting nodding ‘whatever yous are dain AM dain’
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this has thrown me off completely
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Fair enough hun !x
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In the UK we don't say congratulations, we say 'rah is that you yeah?' and I think that's beautiful
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Theresa May’s speeches.