Buzz·Posted on 29 Mar 2019Just 24 Of The Funniest British Tweets From March"Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sam• @samheatonn if your arse crack was split horizontally, it would clap when you run down the stairs 02:08 PM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Benson @ImKathBenson When I accidentally select cash and balance 02:43 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Clippy from Tekken @weikiemon The most perfect thing to ever happen in Leicester @bt_uk 10:34 PM - 15 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. sean @seannholland Do lads in New York have Manchester themed bedrooms? 11:20 AM - 24 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Louise Pepper @loupepper This looks just like when I used to set up a pretend post office on the dining table and made my parents be customers. 01:18 PM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Pearl. @Bee_Monet Why did I think this was a full English breakfast in a cup 😩😭 https://t.co/ewbHBfMQBm 04:10 PM - 23 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Cam💜 @cameronkelly__ Nobody: School teachers: and she swung back in her chair and died 02:35 PM - 24 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ruchira Sharma @RuchoSharma this is every journalist headshot 02:07 PM - 19 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James Potter @dontforgetjames Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time. 12:29 PM - 23 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Dulcine Carney @DulcineCarney Come to center parcs for a much needed recharge. With my eyes closed relaxing my 6 year old niece said quietly "Aunty I need your help" I asked "what with"? "The swan" she replied. I laughed & asked "what swan" opened my eyes..... 06:13 AM - 03 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Avian Face-Tool ❄ @Beakmoo Essex town has existential crisis. 09:33 AM - 02 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. beth mccoll @imteddybless dating in your twenties is just saying “when works for you” back and forth until one of you gets back with your ex 10:24 AM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ross @_PAGET He actually thinks we cannae see him. 03:49 PM - 01 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. jem @jemma_perezz LETS DANCE TO JOY 07:15 PM - 15 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sean Delaney @sdel6795 How funny are dugs man not got a fuckin clue what’s going on but still no wanting left oot. Permanently wanting to be part of the team. Could be organising a big dug barbecue to eat aw the dugs in the street and yer dugs sitting nodding ‘whatever yous are dain AM dain’ 08:30 PM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝓐𝓑🧸 @allanabodie this has thrown me off completely 08:47 PM - 14 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mollie Vincent @MollieVincent08 Fair enough hun !x 06:38 PM - 18 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Faima Bakar @FaimaBakar In the UK we don't say congratulations, we say 'rah is that you yeah?' and I think that's beautiful 10:13 AM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Anna Mazzola @Anna_Mazz Theresa May’s speeches. 08:55 PM - 20 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite