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So, you're looking for somewhere to visit this summer?
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Somewhere with beautiful beaches…
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… And breathtaking scenery.
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Maybe you've heard of a little place called Wales and considered visiting.
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Well, I hate to say it, but Wales is trash.
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Pure, filthy, disgusting trash.
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Its beaches are a crowded hell hole with no space to move.
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The grass is anything but green.
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And no filter is ever going to help improve the scenery.
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The country isn't even fit for dogs.
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In fact, using the term "summer" is an insult to weather.
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Everyone knows that Wales has no sun.
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Just an endless cycle of rain.
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You know what looks uglier in the summer? Castles.
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And piers. Piers look disgusting in the Welsh summer.
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It's no wonder there's no wildlife about.
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Everywhere you look is just a colourless landscape.
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Containing nothing of interest.
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So whatever you do this summer…
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Just be sure to avoid Wales.
