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    Let's Laugh Together At These 19 Hilarious British Tweets

    We need these tweets more than ever before.

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    The fox I planted last year is coming along nicely.

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    So bored on this train journey that I changed the words in Vogue by Madonna to reference Coronation Street characters that I could think of off the top of my head 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/yQM7udPEA6

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    Why does ma Nana’s dog look like he’s trying tae see what he wants tae order from the chippy

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    I can't decide if this is Inverness being super friendly by having signs specifically dedicated to giving Little Mix directions, or being horrible by trying to start rumours about them. https://t.co/0U8G3CE2TK

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    Thought he was holding a sea bass in his hand for a minute then https://t.co/vqQNsltxPp

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    Went down to breakfast, came back up and the Maids cleaned the room and made the bed with Henry still sleeping 😭😭😭😭😩😩 https://t.co/nMSmKalJRz

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    Boys it's gonna be NINE DEGREES tomorrow night. I'm hopping. I'm fucking rearing to go. A grand cool sleep. The window closed. Fuck off flies. All your limbs under the blanket. Two fuken blankets. A cup of tea. Fuck off flies. Gonna be S W E E T

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    London, here, reminding me that I can’t even afford to die.

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    when I'm depressed I remember the time Bear Grylls was stung by a bee and morphed into Benedict Cumberbatch and I find that that helps a lot https://t.co/Len3M9rvlx

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    Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping

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    You won Croatia. Enjoy the final I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord what a sad little life. You ruined our tournament completely so you could have the final spot. I hope you use the prize money to get some lessons on grace and decorum.. https://t.co/cj7MUL223R

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    Kinda just at the stage of my life where I don’t no what to fucking do with it, full time job??? Unii??? Go travel to Greece and live in that farmhouse like that mum off mamma Mia did???? I dunno breakdown due soon tho xxxx

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    THERE IS A GOOSE AT THE DOOR WATCHING THE FOOTBALL!

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    if you can fix a car, you can fix a truck if you can inflate tires on a bike, you can fix ᴛʜᴇ ᴀ-57 ᴄᴏʙʀᴀ-ᴛɪᴛᴀɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇʟɪᴄᴏᴘᴛᴇʀ if you can peel an orange, you can fix ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴄʜ-9 sᴛᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ᴀssᴀᴜʟᴛ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴇᴀsᴛᴇʀɴ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴀɴɴɪʜɪʟᴀᴛᴏʀ 4000

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    This is how British people measure inflation https://t.co/lFlLppeLA0

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    Me fucked in the smoking area with someone who I’ve known for 45 seconds https://t.co/XNc2xxXoy6

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    Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over

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