Buzz·Posted on 31 Jul 2018Let's Laugh Together At These 19 Hilarious British TweetsWe need these tweets more than ever before.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Helen Dale @_HelenDale The fox I planted last year is coming along nicely. 02:14 PM - 15 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mike Jennings @mikejjennings Brexit Britain 08:53 AM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 🐝-List At Capital @BListAtCapital So bored on this train journey that I changed the words in Vogue by Madonna to reference Coronation Street characters that I could think of off the top of my head 🤷🏻♂️ https://t.co/yQM7udPEA6 03:07 PM - 24 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bevo @Bivsterr Why does ma Nana’s dog look like he’s trying tae see what he wants tae order from the chippy 08:29 PM - 09 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Doug Daniel @DouglasDaniel I can't decide if this is Inverness being super friendly by having signs specifically dedicated to giving Little Mix directions, or being horrible by trying to start rumours about them. https://t.co/0U8G3CE2TK 08:54 PM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Matthew Woodward @mattwoodward_ Thought he was holding a sea bass in his hand for a minute then https://t.co/vqQNsltxPp 06:46 PM - 20 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Claire @Claire_wheels Went down to breakfast, came back up and the Maids cleaned the room and made the bed with Henry still sleeping 😭😭😭😭😩😩 https://t.co/nMSmKalJRz 08:37 AM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Spochadóir. @creamygoodness_ Boys it's gonna be NINE DEGREES tomorrow night. I'm hopping. I'm fucking rearing to go. A grand cool sleep. The window closed. Fuck off flies. All your limbs under the blanket. Two fuken blankets. A cup of tea. Fuck off flies. Gonna be S W E E T 12:38 AM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez London, here, reminding me that I can’t even afford to die. 10:04 AM - 29 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jonno @jonnohopkins when I'm depressed I remember the time Bear Grylls was stung by a bee and morphed into Benedict Cumberbatch and I find that that helps a lot https://t.co/Len3M9rvlx 09:03 AM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Laura Lovette @laurajaylovette Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping 09:31 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Liam @thatmonokid You won Croatia. Enjoy the final I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord what a sad little life. You ruined our tournament completely so you could have the final spot. I hope you use the prize money to get some lessons on grace and decorum.. https://t.co/cj7MUL223R 01:16 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Matilda Fletcher @MatildaClover_x Kinda just at the stage of my life where I don’t no what to fucking do with it, full time job??? Unii??? Go travel to Greece and live in that farmhouse like that mum off mamma Mia did???? I dunno breakdown due soon tho xxxx 04:20 PM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Balderdash @notDcfcBoss THERE IS A GOOSE AT THE DOOR WATCHING THE FOOTBALL! 06:03 PM - 11 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Butsay @Butsay_ if you can fix a car, you can fix a truck if you can inflate tires on a bike, you can fix ᴛʜᴇ ᴀ-57 ᴄᴏʙʀᴀ-ᴛɪᴛᴀɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇʟɪᴄᴏᴘᴛᴇʀ if you can peel an orange, you can fix ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴄʜ-9 sᴛᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ᴀssᴀᴜʟᴛ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴇᴀsᴛᴇʀɴ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴀɴɴɪʜɪʟᴀᴛᴏʀ 4000 09:09 PM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ali San @TheSanPlanet This is how British people measure inflation https://t.co/lFlLppeLA0 04:00 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. chawner laughs @appehmichael If I was a goalkeeper 06:14 PM - 11 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. rachel @__rachelmurphy Me fucked in the smoking area with someone who I’ve known for 45 seconds https://t.co/XNc2xxXoy6 01:29 PM - 11 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kevin Kennedy Ryan II🌹 @K_47 Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over 01:38 PM - 25 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite