1. You've learned to accept small openings as a constant barrier in life.
Not that you've ever stopped trying to reach those out-of-reach objects.
Pringle tubes are the enemy.
Not that you've ever stopped trying to reach those out-of-reach objects.
If you want those last few Pringles, you're going to have to tip the damn things out.
Mixed with autocorrect it can throw up some pretty interesting conversations.
Instagram stalks are all the more dangerous.
Technology in general just isn't made for people with large hands.
Penis. They're asking if you have a big penis.
Yes, even XL ones.
EVEN POCKETS CAN BE TOO SMALL.
It's the one time when the size of your hands is super noticeable to others.
It's kind of hard to pluck only one string or play only key when your fingers cover several at once.
You're hands aren't delicate enough to thread a needle.
It's a shame, because you feel like you could probably be a really good watchmaker.
Which tbf, you kind of do.
Which is essentially like giving you a high-five for having large hands, so ¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯.