1. This girlfriend who came prepared with some printed receipts:
RIP BRO
2. This evil genius who figured out the best way to annoy a British person:
I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes
3. This husband who woke up on the wrong side of the bed:
4. This guy who graded his ex's apology:
When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back
5. This mum who takes her vibes very, very seriously:
I can NOT believe my mom just vibe checked my aunt
6. And this mum who no longer wants to be reminded of her past friends:
Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies
7. This guy who was no longer happy to pay for the date:
I’m really just in disbelief that I went on a date with a guy and nicely told him I didn’t think we were compatible and he Venmo requested me for dinner, I had a damn grilled cheese 💀💀💀
8. This student who had enough of carrying his classmates:
9. And this student who was no longer in the mood to share:
10. This teenager who lets people know that she's waiting for a reply:
when people leave my 15 yr old sister on read she sends them voice memos of her Screaming
11. This girl who ruined her ex's Netflix experience:
This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle.
12. This random stranger who decided to take on a bad parker:
slashed someone’s tires today because he parked like a jackass.. was it justified? I think so.
13. And this guy who had been planning his move for almost a year:
I've carried chalk in my car for 10 months JUST so i could do this once. Yesterday was the day
14. This girl who got permanent revenge on an ex:
My boyfriend cheated on me so i convinced him to get matching tattoos..he went first and I went home
15. This girlfriend who was petty in the most mid-2000s way possible:
In high school I called my ex while drunk and the next day she changed her MySpace profile song to Call Me When Youre Sober by Evanescence
16. This guy who was tired of colleagues stealing his snacks:
Lad at work just eats everyone’s treats. Tomorrow will be a surprise for him 😅
17. This company that was petty from its inception:
how can i become this petty
18. And this guy who stopped a future business dead in its tracks:
Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business. I just bought the domain name.