1. This person who thought her clothes would end up smelling fresh.
2. These parents who thought their daughter had found Jesus.
I asked for Lorde tickets. Not The Lord.
3. This person who thought she was gluing on fake eyelashes.
Text from mum - having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly… https://t.co/LkZ5ECF9uQ
4. This plant owner who thought his plant was real.
5. This girl who thought she'd met Robbie Williams at a party.
Someone I have on snapchat thinks they’ve ran into Robbie Williams at a gaff and I am CREASING
6. This face painter who thought a customer wanted their pet painted.
My cousin wanted to be a cat for halloween but..
7. This girl who thought she'd given herself a pentagram tattoo.
8. This guy who thought that a cereal bar needed milk.
9. This student who thought they'd scored "salsa" on a test.
10. This girl who thought hot water bottles were self-heating.
My flatmate ladies and gents...
11. This guy who thought he'd encountered a spider.
My girlfriend's hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest...
12. This cat owner who thought they'd ordered the correct size toy.
13. This person who thought they were texting the right number.
this is the funniest wrong number text i've ever gotten
14. This girl who thought she saw the coolest sight in the universe.
Someone tell me why I thought this lady’s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses 🤦🏻♀️😂
15. This boyfriend who mistook some lettuce for flowers.
My boyfriend brought me this thinking it was a flower but it's lettuce 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16. This coworker who thought it was time for cocktails.
A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear… https://t.co/D5batlFwQ0
17. This person who thought strawberries had a completely different spelling.
Ice cream and fucking wit?
18. These police officers who thought they'd showed up to the right house.
y’all police showed up at my Nana’s with a warrant for my grandpa’s arrest for nonpayment of child support..... she… https://t.co/iSUVuY6G5k
19. This Uber passenger who thought they were getting consoled by a friend.
It was a quiet car ride
20. This good Samaritan who thought they were taking in a lost dog.
Someone in the neighborhood Facebook group my mom belongs to washed a coyote because they thought it was a dog
21. This dog owner who thought her pet looked completely different.
22. This Twitter user who thought love would last forever.
I want to change my username
23. This car owner who thought they were getting helpful online advice.
24. And this girl who thought she was about to punt a football.
probably my fav story of 2017 @caitalexanderx