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Take your pants off before you fight.
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I want to die.
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Can anyone c me
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remember that one time I drank my pee ?
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Help
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If I'm dead do I still have to pay taxes?
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I am a cosmic crab.
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No sometimes
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Do ants have dicks?
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@tpa@y#m##@nyhn
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If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.
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Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.
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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
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Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it's a win!
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Never look back you will trip over
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Do you think I am hip?
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I've never been in a canoe. #Itsmy2cents
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Hey
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I'm, like, soooooo pretty
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i am still alive
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I love Maps
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Life feels unfair and obsurd.
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sunday comes after saturday? weird
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911...bush knocked down the towers