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DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*
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When I say "Sorry, I have plans", this is what I have planned
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I used to be able to pull all nighters but now I can barely even pull all dayers haha I love sleeping
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New sexual fantasy: He takes my hand, leads me to the bed, and says, in a throaty whisper, "I want you to nap for as long as you like."
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ur my favorite hello and hardest goodbye
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*Makes sex noises getting into clean bedding*
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Would you ever leave this bed?
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Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."
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*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* "Nice."
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All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning
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"It's 5 o'clock somewhere," she said, going to bed.
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"What're you like in the bedroom?" Asleep.
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Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes
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"Oh wow, the plans got cancelled? I was ready to go out too. Smh"