Valdez's 10 Reasons To Not Care: Catching Fire Ruiners

I'm so fed up with people giving up the ending, and they haven't read the books!

Yes, it has become for me to rant and rave on BuzzFeed about how stupid everyone on the inter webs have been about Catching Fire and the ending. Yes, it's a cliffhanger, and sure cliffhangers suck. Here's my ten reasons you should not whine or complain.

1. You enjoy the massive freak out

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You don't care. You post what you specifically hated about the movie; not caring that there are people who are poor, like myself who can't see the movie at midnight just like you did. Take a seat.

2. You scoff real fans

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Real fans have read the books. Yes, The Hunger Gamesis a trilogy of books. So, whenever you mention framing, and other people who've actually done the reading look at you weird it's because you're talking out of your butt.

3. You mention there are spoilers, but it's just a summary of the movie.

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Shut up. Sit down, and take remedial English, if you can't write a well organized review, you need to do everyone a favor and be quiet.

4. You think you're doing the Interwebs a favor.

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Just shut up.

5. People may come at you

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Expect it.

6. You'll discover nobody likes you.

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And you'll mourn like Katniss did for District 12, and for Peeta.

7. True Fans will celebrate your demise

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Like Jennifer Lawrence dancing, it will be magical.

8. You'll need to save you reputation

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There'll be apologies and you'll have to kiss our tushes. That's okay.

9. We'll make up

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Because we're not Harry Potter or Twilight crazy. There are some of us like that, but they're small in number.

10. Besides, you're more of a Percy Jackson fan

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Let's hope the second movie really does it for you guys, okay!