Pick Your Favorite Holiday Lights And We'll Give You A Gag Gift To Bring To Your Christmas Gift Exchange
They say if you press a lump of coal hard enough it'll turn into a diamond, but not this lump of coal. This is, and always will be, coal.
Sometimes you're so busy drinking your wine you have no time to talk. Let your socks speak for you.
You love to color, but what is the one thing missing from all coloring books? You guessed it — farts.
You can light up everything around you to make up for how dark your soul really is.
Ever wonder how comfortable it'd be to sit on a ton of Flamingos?
You're a busy person, so here are some extra hands. Not creepy at all.