19 Jokes About Coffee That'll Make You Scream "Me AF"

    At this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee.

    1. It's a lowkey miracle what a cup of coffee can do to you.

    2. Can we just give you coffee through an IV?

    at this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee

    3. OK, people need to TAKE. A. HINT.

    4. Finally, a sport you're actually good at.

    5. "I got new rules, I count 'em."

    never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty men

    6. Coffee makes you feel some type of way...

    When that first sip of coffee in the morning touches your soul

    7. You for the rest of 2017.

    “I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.” — Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America

    8. It's seriously TOO easy.

    9. You know there's no such thing as iced coffee season!

    rt if the changing of seasons has no effect on your iced coffee consumption

    10. You live that bougie life.

    11. Coffee is your favorite food group.

    me: why do i feel terrible brain: coffee is not a food group brain: eat a vegetable brain: sleep me: guess we'll never know brain: oh my god

    12. You've thought about doing this way too many times.

    13. This coffee ~art~ that's literally you before you've had your morning coffee.

    14. You and bae have been going steady for years.

    15. Even this little goat knows it needs its morning coffee!

    16. Forget water, YOU NEED COFFEE!

    my body: WATER please I need it me: you - you want iced coffee??

    17. Coffee is one who shall be named.

    18. Life is basically an endless cycle of needing a cup of coffee.

    At school I saw a girl ordering a coffee as she was drinking a coffee and I think that's college summed up

    19. And finally this... just this...