Buzz·Posted on Sep 28, 201719 Jokes About Coffee That'll Make You Scream "Me AF"At this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee.by Jake KaplanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. It's a lowkey miracle what a cup of coffee can do to you. 2. Can we just give you coffee through an IV? Coffee Bible @CoffeeBibIe at this point my blood is probably 94.3% coffee 01:02 PM - 23 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. OK, people need to TAKE. A. HINT. View this photo on Instagram 4. Finally, a sport you're actually good at. View this photo on Instagram 5. "I got new rules, I count 'em." e r i n @erin__murray never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty men 01:58 PM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Coffee makes you feel some type of way... Cutest Animals Ever @CUTEST_ANlMALS When that first sip of coffee in the morning touches your soul 06:10 PM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. You for the rest of 2017. Book Nerd @booknerdfession “I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.” — Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America 07:23 AM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. It's seriously TOO easy. coffee_memes @coffee_memes how 2 capture me... 04:47 PM - 24 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. You know there's no such thing as iced coffee season! Denny's @DennysDiner rt if the changing of seasons has no effect on your iced coffee consumption 09:02 PM - 20 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. You live that bougie life. Coffee Bible @CoffeeBibIe me after spending $8 on coffee. 09:03 PM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Coffee is your favorite food group. Local Trainwreck @aplethoras me: why do i feel terrible brain: coffee is not a food group brain: eat a vegetable brain: sleep me: guess we'll never know brain: oh my god 09:55 PM - 14 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. You've thought about doing this way too many times. View this post on 13. This coffee ~art~ that's literally you before you've had your morning coffee. Calligraphy & Art @ThislsGorgeous Amazing coffee latte Art 07:00 AM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. You and bae have been going steady for years. View this photo on Instagram 15. Even this little goat knows it needs its morning coffee! 100% GOATS @EverythingGoats Goats to have ma coffee! 01:15 PM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Forget water, YOU NEED COFFEE! lainedavis @lainekdavis my body: WATER please I need it me: you - you want iced coffee?? 08:01 PM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Coffee is one who shall be named. 18. Life is basically an endless cycle of needing a cup of coffee. Tina🦄 @mar_TEENIE At school I saw a girl ordering a coffee as she was drinking a coffee and I think that's college summed up 02:21 PM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And finally this... just this...