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Posted on Jul 14, 2017

Nickelodeon Shut Down This Disturbing "SpongeBob" Theory And Everything Is Pure Again, Sorta

"It's still a mystery..."

Two days ago I came to you with a disturbing revelation that the Krabby Patty ~may~ be made of crab.

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*throws up Krabby Patty*

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Our collective childhood was immediately destroyed.

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But we have gathered here today for an IMPORTANT update to this underwater fiasco.

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Nickelodeon has responded to the theory with a comment on an Instagram user's post.

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"100% CONFIRM."

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"Not made from crabs."

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#BLESSED.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

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All is good again in the happy underwater utopia that is Bikini Bottom.

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There you have it. I guess we may never truly know the Krabby Patty secret formula.

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