The "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" Opening Credits Could Not Be More Perfect

    "Females are strong as hell."

    Netflix's latest series, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, debuted on Friday morning...

    ...And anyone who has watched the new series from Tina Fey and Robert Carlock cannot get the incredible theme song out of their heads. Luckily, now there's an extended version.

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    The opening credits are essentially a viral news video (from the makers of the legendary "Bed Intruder" song and video) that stars comedian Mike Britt as Walter Bankston.

    In all of his Auto-Tuned glory, he explains that he lived near the bunker where Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper) and three other women were kept for 15 years by Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

    He is really happy for Kimmy and her fellow sister-wives.

    And most importantly, he knows this to be true.

    You better believe it.

    Bonus: The opening credits also feature this adorable childhood photo of Kemper.

    It does not get cuter than this.