This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 9, 201419 Signs You're "That Guy" In Your Writer's WorkshopTweets courtesy of @GuyInYourMFA.by DanaSchwartzCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You're all about the twist ending. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA In the final sentence, I reveal that my protagonist has been insane the entire time. 11:53 PM - 05 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. You give the best critiques. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA Your piece was good, in a simplistic way. I guess I just tend to gravitate towards more complex, metaphorical works. 12:19 AM - 04 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. You include interesting and diverse characters. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA I subvert gender norms in my piece by including a female character who drinks whiskey. 01:03 AM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Your work explores the challenges of every day life. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA A young husband cooks his wife breakfast - eggs and coffee. In the story's climax, she wakes and joins him in the kitchen. 113,000 words. 05:14 PM - 23 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Your food metaphors are on point. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA I spend 4,100 words describing his quinoa salad as a metaphor for his relationship with his mother. 07:39 PM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. You know that your work is perfect the way it is. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA I just need to find an agent and an editor who understand that any revision to my work will ruin its artistic integrity. 06:55 PM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. You're always ready for inspiration to strike. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA Oh this? Just my custom engraved and leather-bound Moleskin notebook. For ideas, whenever inspiration strikes. 03:53 PM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. You realize there's no better way of describing skin of color than comparing it to a coffee beverage. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA "Her skin was the color of lightly roasted, fair-trade organic coffee with just a splash of cream." 02:16 PM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Catcher in the Rye really spoke to you. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA I relate to Holden Caulfield on a level you wouldn't understand. 06:06 PM - 04 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. You recognize the importance of good dialogue. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA "She looked down at their formica counter top. 'I don't think I love you anymore,' she said. 'I don't think,' he answered, 'you ever did.' 02:22 AM - 27 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. People don't always understand your brilliant/experimental ways. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA You "had some trouble" with my stream-of-consciousness novel? Let me guess... you've never read Ulysses. 02:45 PM - 26 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. You have the best pickup lines. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA Let's smoke hand-rolled filterless cigarettes together and discuss death. Then let's have a regretful sexual encounter I can write about. 05:21 PM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. You don't shy away from personal stories. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA Next week in workshop: a detailed, thinly-veiled account of how I lost my virginity. 03:11 AM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA This is just my old paperback copy of Gravity's Rainbow. Notice how worn it is? I bring it everywhere with me. 12:56 PM - 09 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Your themes are always deep. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA My protagonist might be in a mental institution, but it's Society that's truly insane. 02:07 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. "The clear azure of the autumn sky reminded him of his childhood." Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA You should add way more descriptions of the sky so the reader can really visualize every scene. 12:55 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. You recognize the importance of making a political point in your writing. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA In the middle of my novel, my protagonist gives a twelve-page speech on how he'd approach the crisis in the middle east. 03:46 AM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Your know how to take feedback. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA Do you want to workshop my piece? And by "workshop my piece," I mean read my stuff and let me know how brilliant I am. 09:00 PM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. You know how important your voice is in the world today. Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA I think I might be the voice of the young, white, American males in my generation. 02:06 AM - 02 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite