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19 Things Everyone From Liverpool Is Tired Of Hearing

"Calm down, calm down."

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1. "The Beatles are from Liverpool, aren't they?"

How did you guess? What with the 700,000 museums dedicated to them.
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How did you guess? What with the 700,000 museums dedicated to them.

2. "Calm down, calm down."

I'm trying, I'm trying.
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I'm trying, I'm trying.

3. "Why do you speak so fast?"

To avoid conversations with people like you.
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To avoid conversations with people like you.

4. "Are you a Red or a Blue?"

The answer will just cause trouble.
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The answer will just cause trouble.

5. "Were you on Brookside?"

No, but you're getting on my bad side.
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No, but you're getting on my bad side.

6. "Do you know Cilla Black?"

Surprise, surprise, no.
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Surprise, surprise, no.

7. "What’s that big, yellow thing?"

That's a Superlambanana.
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That's a Superlambanana.

8. "What's a Superlambanana?"

No idea.
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No idea.

9. "Echo! Echo! Get your Echo!"

The irony of repeating Echo seems lost on most.
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The irony of repeating Echo seems lost on most.

10. "Gizza' job!"

*Headbutt*
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*Headbutt*

11. "Do all the girls wear rollers out?"

Don't be silly. They just wear them during the day.
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Don't be silly. They just wear them during the day.

12. "Do all the lads wear trackies out?"

Only some of them.
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Only some of them.

13. "What's in Scouse?"

Basically everything.
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Basically everything.

14. "Do you get the ferry everywhere?"

You're mistaking Liverpool for Venice.
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You're mistaking Liverpool for Venice.

15. "C'mon girls, designer labels at bargain prices!"

Leave me alone.
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Leave me alone.

16. "Which way to the cathedral?"

Which one?
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Which one?

17. "Are you going the Races?"

Not if you are.
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Not if you are.

18. "Teach me some Scouse."

Do one.
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Do one.

19. But most of all, that thing where people go, "Liverpeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwl."

Give it a rest.
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Give it a rest.