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Prepárate para una noche salvaje de juego.

¿Con cuál personaje de Mario te gustaría secretamente hacerlo?

Prepare-se para uma noite de jogos selvagem.

Com que personagem de Mario você transaria?

Which Mario Character Do You Secretly Want To Get It On With?

You're heaps thirsty for Mario and that bushy moustache. He'll fix your plumbing by day, and at night he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear ("It's a me, Mario!").

Mario

Everything about Luigi is irresistible, so it's no wonder you want to do the dirty with him. The best part is that he'll take care of you afterwards and protect you from any ghosts that are lurking in his mansion.

Luigi

If you're going to have sex with a dinosaur, it might as well be with a cute one like Yoshi. Peek that flexible tongue too, it might come in handy.

Yoshi

You've heard rumours about Toad's mushroom dick, so you obviously wanted to see the real deal. No judgement here.

Toad

Who wouldn't want to get lucky with Princess Peach?! She's might be clean in the streets, but she's most likely freaky in the sheets.

Peach

Wow, you're ready to get it on with Donkey Kong. Be prepared for a wild night because, well, he is t h i c c.

Donkey Kong

You've always been attracted to villains, so of course you've gone for Wario. Nothing turns you on more than hearing his crazy laugh.

Wario

Look, Waluigi is a bit of a weirdo but that's what makes him attractive, right? Plus no one says "Wahhhh!!!" as well as he does.

Waluigi

Geeky

Prepárate para una noche de juegos muy salvaje.

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