1.
When you're keeping it classy but you've already murdered five people in your head:
2.
When someone talks about things they know nothing about:
3.
When friendship means nothing to you:
4.
When a person doesn't know you're mad and you're waiting for them to figure it out:
5.
When clients fuck with you:
6.
And when the lady in the cashier fucks with you:
7.
And when your professor fucks the living fuck with you:
8.
When you just want to block everyone even in real life:
9.
When a person does something unforgivable:
10.
When you're just tired of people's shit:
11.
When you just can't with the haters:
12.
When waiting isn't your best suit:
13.
When technology fails you:
14.
When you're expecting a proper greeting but instead get a comment about your weight:
15.
When you get group mates from hell:
16.
When you're in a rush but the universe conspires against you:
17.
When bae takes too long to text:
18.
And when you're calmed down but you could still go off anytime:
19.
And you know there's only one thing that can tame the beast that is you:
