Early twenties: You connect with sexy people having dranks.
Late twenties: You emotionally connect with single people and their wine.
Early twenties: You're inspired by the geek to chic Hollywood beauty standard.
Late twenties: You're inspired by women who create their own beauty standards.
Early twenties: You're amused by bitches who scheme and gossip.
Late twenties: You're more amused by a refined comeback.
Early twenties: EXPLOSIONS.
Late twenties: PLOT.
Early twenties: You relate to sex like this.
Late twenties: Nah, THIS is sex goals.
Early twenties: You love a mindless slasher.
Late twenties: You know the genre better and you call it out.
Early twenties: You understand the hip lingo.
Late twenties: You're nostalgic for that lingo you still use, but no one else does.
Early twenties: You find this Tom Hanks cute as hell.
Late twenties: You know that Tom Hanks ages like wine and is better when he's older.
Early twenties: The allure of just falling into jobs easily.
Late twenties: You relate to having to HUSTLE for that dollar.
Early twenties: Rom-coms got you like...
Late twenties: Love is depressing AF.
Early twenties: This.
Late twenties: Um, still this.
