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12 Steps To Being A Perfect Bitch From Georgina Sparks

"X-O-F-Off." —Georgina Sparks.

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Basic bitches are a dime a dozen. Have you ever felt like people don't respect your presence enough?

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Allow Gossip Girl's HBIC to give you a lesson in being the baddest bitch you can be.

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1. First of all, never take offense to haters. Their opinions don't matter.

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2. And if people don't like you, show them the door.

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3. Use "I" statements to clearly address problematic situations.

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4. Recognize the benefits of useless, yet attractive people.

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5. Warn people of your intentions, so no one can claim your bitchiness caught them by surprise.

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6. They should know that an attack from them will require retaliation.

7. Recognize that being a bitch is a gift granted to you by God.

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8. Never hold your tongue for too long.

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9. No matter who you're dealing with.

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Say a prayer, look to the heavens, and embrace your gifts.

10. Being a bitch is actually a lot of work.

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11. Because, let's face it, hell is other people.

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12. So hang on to the one person who gets you.

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Here endeth the lesson.

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