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Who Is Your "Desperate Housewives" Husband?

You like your men rich and loyal, you don't really care _how_ they make their money, as long as you get to spend it. But don't make Carlos mad, he has a vengeance streak.

Carlos Solis

You like your men loyal and with a sense of honor. Mike will always protect you, no matter what you get involved in on Wisteria Lane. He'll even — sadly — take a bullet for you.

Mike Delfino

Things might get a little rocky with Tom, but that's just because while opposites attract, they sometimes need a little help finding their way to an agreement. You'll see how much love you have in one another in your support of each other's dreams and in your children.

Tom Scavo

You like a man with a stealth bad boy streak. Orson is incredibly smart and he'll always come to your rescue when you need to cook up a scheme. Just don't cross him, because then you'll be the one getting blackmailed.

Orson Hodge

Sometimes life isn't a bed of roses with you and Rex, but that's just because you need to practice open and honest communication. Even if it doesn't work out in the end, and it's hard to with Rex, you'll always remember the great love you had.

Rex Van de Kamp

Paul's a bit of a wild card. He's fiercely protective and will help you out of any scrape, but he's also just plain crazy and demented, so you'll never fully be able to trust him. At least the sex will be epic.

Paul Young

Your man's young, limber body will give you quite a workout. He's all about an illicit affair, so you'll always have a dangerous and sexy time. Plus, he'll trim your hedges after he's done with you. (Get your mind out of the gutter, he's actually a gardner!)

John Rowland

Ben is a bit of a corrupt bad boy, but it's alright, because he also has a lot of money and a banging body. He also cares deeply about people and will go to the ends of the earth to support them.

Ben Faulkner

Karl is a bit of a sleaze, but that's why he makes a good lawyer. He's also a good dad and a great lover, so you'll overlook the shadier aspects of your romance with him.

Karl Mayer

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