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<b>"Mondays are a bitch."</b> But so are you.

Which "Melrose Place" Bitch Are You?

There's not a bastard in this town who you haven't fired for being pathetic in the boardroom, bedroom, or both. When people mess with you they're left with nothing but that proverbial wish — that they'd never been born.

Amanda Woodward

The only thing that's a constant in your life is your devotion to fashion and your dee-zines. Most people in your life have let you down and you've had to fight to be taken seriously, but you'll stop at nothing to succeed.

Jane Mancini

People can call you a hooker all they want, you weren't just a hooker, you were a MADAME. You've lived two lives (literally) and you made the best out of both of them.

Sydney Andrews

You're all about snatching wigs. Literally. You might seem a little insane, but that's only because everyone else brought it on you. You never panic though, that's what bombs are for.

Kimberly Shaw

It's not your fault your sheltered rich girl life left you without an inkling of how the real world works. You're something vindictive and petty, but that's because the thought of losing brings out the worst in you.

Brooke Armstrong

If you have to HIT YOURSELF WITH A DOOR to get the job done, you will do it. There's no demeaning task you won't accomplish for love. You just want your picket fence.

Taylor McBride

Your schemes often leave you in compromising positions, but that's okay, you're a survivor. You'll bounce back and look fabulous while doing it. Oh, wait... that bounce might have been another homeless person you hit with your car. Whoops.

Lexi Sterling

2, 4, 6, 8, who can you annihilate? You're not anyone's doormat and you're _not_ crazy. You're a goddamn cheerleader!

Eve Cleary

There's not a woman in Los Angeles you haven't slept with, but that's just you being a good doctor and getting hands-on experience wherever possible. You like to keep your medical career old school — house calls are preferred.

Michael Mancini

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