back to top
Music

How Drake Are You?

How fast do you go 0 to 100?

Posted on
  1. Ira Madison III for BuzzFeed / Via Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images
    YOLO is your motto.
    You got rich off a mixtape.
    You were on Degrassi.
    But you call it the 6.
    Most of your friends’ names start with the letters "OVO."
    You like thinking out loud.
    You know the square root of 69.
    You like good weed and white wine.
    And you come alive in the night time.
    When you're with your boo, the only thing you have on is the radio.
    You keep Santa Margherita by the liter.
    In fact, you have a buzz so big that you could probably sell a blank disk.
    You never fucked Nicki ‘cuz she got a man.
    You want to marry Nicki Minaj. You told her, you admit it.
    You're about two things: talking blunt and being blunted.
    You're also about being single, seeing double, and making triple.
    You got the club goin’ up on a Tuesday.
    Your actions are louder than your words.
    You’ve had sex four times this week.
    You wear every single piece of jewelry you have even when you’re in the house.
    Sometimes you come up in discussions over double pump lattes and low fat muffins.
    You could give two fucks 'bout where the Grammys go.
    You’re here for a good time, not a long time.
    Everybody got a deal, but you did it without one.
    You knew you were the man by the age of 6.
    You love bad bitches, that’s your fuckin’ problem.
    You’re always on your worst behavior.
    You’re just as famous as your mentor.
    You’re somewhere between psychotic and iconic.
    You’re also somewhere between you want it and you got it.
    You’ve got a small circle and you’re not with different crews.
    You're not welcoming to new friends.
    You can never right your wrongs unless you write them down, for real.
    Your bank account statement looks like you’re ready for early retirement.
    You gotta watch your back, ‘cuz you're not just anybody.
    You’re hardly home but always reppin’.
    You get high to balance out the lows.
    All you care about is money and the city that you’re from.
    You’ve gone 0 to 100 in a relatively short amount of time.
    You cop cars with your loose change.
    You don't know anyone that could cover for you on projects.
    Your last name is "Ever," first name is "Greatest."
    All your exes live in Texas.
    You tell 5's to listen when a 10 is talking.
    You talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta.
    You're the only one that gets the job done.
    You have multiple Aaliyah playlists on Spotify.
    You have an Aaliyah tattoo.
    You'll never know what Harvard gets you.
    Really, you think you like who you're becoming.
    You started from the bottom. Now you’re here.

How Drake Are You?

Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

You maybe not be Drake, but you da the fucking best, you da the fucking best.

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
416dreamcrew.tumblr.com
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

You’re so far gone, you and Drake basically have everything in common.

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
serfborts.tumblr.com
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

You're kind of like Drake, but not really but YOLO.

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
vft-six.tumblr.com
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss