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22 Times Zachary Quinto's Eyebrows Laid The Best Thirst Traps

Those eyebrows are a biscuit let them SOP YOU UP.

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Thirst Trap

thurst trap / ˈthərst ˈtrap / noun

A picture used to intentionally create attention or "thirst." Upon viewing said picture, you will become hot, bothered, and most importantly PARCHED.

1. Zachary Quinto's eyebrow game is. On. Point.

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In fact, the only challenge to Zachary slaying the eyebrow game is Bert from Sesame Street.

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2. Hence Zachary going on Sesame Street to snatch wigs and eyebrows.

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3. His eyebrows are wild and unrestrained. OF COURSE THEY LANDED "THE ANIMAL ISSUE."

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4. After a long day hunting for prey, his eyebrows lounge and catch up on Scandal.

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5. Or maybe some intellectual fare like Frasier on Netflix.

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6. Or they go for a nice swim in the pool.

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7. CLOTHING OPTIONAL. EYEBROWS MANDATORY.

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8. Sometimes his eyebrows take mirror selfies.

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9. Oh look, another mirror to #bless!

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10. Looking for #masc eyebrows only, bro.

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11. You see, eyebrows run in the Quinto family.

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THIS IS HIS EQUALLY HOT BROTHER.

With a bloodline like that, your faves could NEVER.

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BYE, FRANCO! GO TAKE ANOTHER COURSE ON VIRGINIA WOOLF AT COLUMBIA!

12. But it's exhausting being the best.

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13. Sometimes his eyebrows need to max and relax with a glass of chilled rosé.

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14. But then it's back to working up a sweat.

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#GymFlow #WorkoutClothes

15. And afterwards, they release those endorphins in the sauna.

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16. Sorry hot guy in the sauna next to Zachary Quinto's eyebrows, into every generation only ONE eyebrow slayer is born.

17. His eyebrows encourage others to rise up in foreign countries.

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18. Or put on a production of some Shakespeare play that no one will even remember because LOOK AT THESE EYEBROWS.

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ALL'S WELL THAT EYEBROWS WELL

19. But Zachary's eyebrows never forget about their political duties at home.

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20. Even J.J. Abrams couldn't fuck up Zachary's eyebrows.

SPOCK IT TO ME
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SPOCK IT TO ME

21. In fact, it just gave him a platform to inspire a legion of eyebrow enthusiasts.

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22. STAY MAD.

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#WhenWillYourFaves

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