I was 19 and had just found out I was pregnant, and was really traumatized and panicking. The nurse left and forgot to completely close the door. So when she started talking right outside to another nurse, I heard it all. I heard them take bets on whether I'd been drunk, or high,…Â
I grew up in Texas, where football is a religion. Every dime went to the football team. They had a cushy tour bus for away games, and our high school had its own stadium that cost millions. Meanwhile, the choir room had exposed insulation, spots of mold, outfits for competition that…Â
I had a friend who waited on Jennifer Lopez right after she got super-famous. She and her entourage ran my friend ragged, insulted him, held up the table for 3+ hours, and completely stiffed him on the tip. And that's on top of throwing a massive fit that they didn't have her favorite…Â
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Chris Knight: "Kent put his name on his license plate."
Mitch: "My mother does that to my underwear."
Chris…Â
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I once worked as an assistant to the CEO of a small company. That boss... Sexual harassment was rampant, and nobody could speak up because any time anyone, customer or otherwise, complained even a little, he'd start screaming and threaten to sic his super-expensive lawyers on them.…Â
I'm a bridal stylist, but we always check our own customers out, so I'm kind of a cashier too.
I rarely ever judge people who come in (different strokes for different folks), but this one lady came in looking for a dress for a formal wedding. she wanted a champagne dress, which…Â
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