I have sectoral heterochromia in my left eye. 1/2 light green and half brown. I love it when people I’ve known for a while give me a strange look before the inevitable “did you know your left eye js two diff colors?” 😁
Bill Gates: if you look at my tattoos closely, they’re actually in code.
Clint Eastwood: I look like a lifer in a Texas prison.
Idris Elba: I’m hot enough to pull this off.
Mark Zuckerberg: I’m not.
Elon Musk: me neither
Let’s not forget that the baroness told Max she was planning on farming the kids out to boarding school once she married the captain. That had nothing to do with his feelings for Maria.
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