50 Extremely Funny Marketplace Listings That Make Me Laugh No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them

    I have no idea why these are so funny.

    1. The most dangerous of the stringed instruments:

    Facebook Marketplace ad for a violin that reads "violent"

    2. A choice we must all make in life:

    marketplace ad reading corn or sofa

    3. The hottest dance sensation of 2023:

    Marketplace ad reading "shuffle"

    4. The most holy of car parts:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Catholic converters"

    5. My man Will:

    marketplace ad reading will barrow

    6. The best way to cook food:

    marketplace ad reading, "over the counter Michael wave"

    7. The most perfect condition something can be in:

    Person advertising a Nintendo product in "Christine" condition instead of pristine

    8. The most hypnotizing home appliance:

    Facebook Marketplace ad for a washing machine spelling it "watch her machine"

    9. A dunce's hobby:

    marketplace ad reading fools ball table

    10. The bingest of bags:

    marketplace ad reading bing bags

    11. The title of the new Indiana Jones movie:

    Marketplace ad reading "Fridge raider"

    12. The most beautiful state in the nation:

    marketplace ad reading oregon

    13. Two perfect beds:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Bump beds"

    14. Barb's husband:

    Marketplace ad reading Bob Wire

    15. A chair with nothing to lose:

    Facebook Marketplace ad reading "black mesh egomaniac" chair instead of "ergonomic"

    16. A sickly hunk of wood:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Coughing"

    17. Every kid's favorite backyard toy:

    trampoline for sale reading trampling

    18. Incredibly comfortable seating:

    Facebook Marketplace ad for a bench that reads "branch"

    19. The alternative to a leg floor:

    marketplace ad reading arm wall

    20. A couch that's practically nipping at your toes to be sold:

    A person selling a decrepit couch to the "lowest bitter" instead of bidder

    21. An extremely radioactive breakfast:

    marketplace ad reading breakfast nuke

    22. The key to infinite lawn:

    marketplace ad reading lawn more

    23. (Australian guy voice):

    marketplace ad reading spikers

    24. The great Otter Man:

    marketplace ad reading otter man

    25. A little too much bike:

    marketplace ad reading excessive bike

    26. Jewelry looking for a place to go:

    marketplace ad reading neckless

    27. The most noble of the preventative fire measures:

    Market post for "Antique Fire Distinguisher"

    28. An amp that needs a fire distinguisher, STAT:

    marketplace ad reading amp a fire

    29. A most capable air conditioner:

    marketplace ad reading air conditioner with booth tooth capabilities

    30. A bracelet whose value can be measured:

    marketplace ad reading centimeter bracelet

    31. The finest of workout equipment:

    Facebook marketplace listing reading "dumbles"

    32. Ol' Gram's favorite body part:

    Marketplace ad reading, "My grams abdomen"

    33. The only instrument worth playing:

    Banjo for sale listed as bango

    34. Powerful, powerful weapons:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Light savors"

    35. Bovine seating:

    Marketplace ad reading, "IKEA folder bull chairs"

    36. The Big Three:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Three draffs"

    37. Gorgeous jewelry:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Hearing" instead of "earring"

    38. Poops that are not of this universe:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Portal potty"

    39. The only way to get in:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Access"

    40. Extreme exercise machines:

    marketplace ad reading eucalyptus exercise machines

    41. A lively grindstone:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Mortal pastel"

    42. Ten bullets:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Bullet ten board"

    43. A kinda-sorta evil knife:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Mid evil dagger"

    44. A couch that stands for nothing:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Swayed light brown couch"

    45. A performance that will bring tears to your eyes:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Candle opera"

    46. A fine place to relax:

    Chair for sale reading, "Rocking cheer"

    47. The most powerful secret:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Victorious secret"

    48. The perfect couch:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Foot on bed"

    49. A really sweet deal:

    Marketplace ad reading, "Porsche," for a porch

    50. And The Mote:

    Marketplace ad reading for a remote that reads, "The mote"