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Oh no! Not the top shelf!
Give 'em a shot!
Kingsman, Shadowhunters, Legion, and more!
"You have no talent." —Barbara Walters to the Kardashians
The former football star was convicted for orchestrating an armed robbery of his sports memorabilia in a Las Vegas hotel room in 2007.
One day they’re a ball of fluff and the next they take up half your bed.
All feline, all the time.
"IF I WANTED TO BUY WORDS I'D GO TO THE BOOKSTORE."
"Try having a 6-inch gash in your abdomen like a gutted shark!"
You're never too old to be great.
Inmates can get out of jail 30 days early if they get a vasectomy or birth control implant.
I before E, except after fuck it.
"Tape my ham / We're naked I swear / Whoa, lemon on a pear!"
The tea runneth over.
Look out, Instagram. Amazon's copycat is coming for you. And... you'll probably be fine.
Are you down-to-Earth like Robin, or ~intense~ like Jeanette?
Orlando Bloom sporting a frosted tipped mohawk kicks off this week’s #ThrowbackThursday!