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What Are Your Arranged Marriage Prospects?

Check your rishtability.

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What Are Your Arranged Marriage Prospects?

You got: ALARMINGLY RISHTA-READY

Judging by a list of totally arbitrary (and severely fucked-up) societal standards for marriageability, you’re every rishta-seeking aunty’s DREAM COME TRUE. So you need to be EXTREMELY careful – trust no one who asks for your height, weight, medical history, or future plans. THEY. WILL. MARRY. YOU.

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You got: Wow, you’re WILDLY ineligible for arranged marriage

Judging by a list of totally arbitrary (and severely fucked-up) societal standards for marriageability, you’ll probz die alone if arranged marriage is the plan of action. But it probably isn’t. You’re actually RELIEVED by this result, aren’t you? Tsk, kids nowadays. So unsanskari.

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You got: CAREFUL, you’re SUPER rishta-ready

Judging by a list of totally arbitrary (and severely fucked-up) societal standards for marriageability, you’re an unmarried 28-year-old’s mother’s DREAM. Keep your wits about you, or you’ll be kidnapped by an aunty literally any day now.

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You got: Arranged marriage is NOT for you

Judging by a list of totally arbitrary (and severely fucked-up) societal standards for marriageability, you're a rishta aunty's worst nightmare. CONGRATULATIONS, TBH. Pretty sure if you ever decide to marry, it's gonna be love. Keep kickin' ass and scaring aunties!

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