18 Kinds Of Teachers We’ve All Known At Some Point

“Jitni tumhari umer hai, utna mera teaching experience hai, samjhe.”

1. The one who has their judgmental eyes on you — class or recess — monitoring your company.

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“I know very well, haan, the boys you have been sitting with.”

2. The PE teacher who dresses in what would be considered fashionable sports clothing at least two decades ago.

“STANDTEEZ. ATAAAANTION.”

3. The old one who tries to blend in with students and uses what they think are “words young people use”.

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“Ekdam YOLO life, sahhi kaha na? Hahaha.”

4. The teacher who hates you and your best friend for no reason at all.

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“Can you please explain this further, ma’am?”
“Baatein karne se ruko ge toh samajh ayega na.”

5. The one who wears a bit too much make-up to work.

Glossy oxblood lip and blue eyeshadow in the morning; it’s fucking boiling outside, miss.

6. The one whose pronunciation is hilarious.

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“30 PILLUS 80 IZEEKALTU 110.”
(30+80=110)

7. The one who shares a special humorous bond with the backbenchers.

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“HEY YOU, MISTER. YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING FUNNY?”
“Yes, sir.”
*Throws chalk at student. Laughs*

8. The one who clearly wants to leave the premises more than you do.

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Their entire face says “fuck school”.

9. The teacher who takes way too much advantage of being in control.

“May I please go to the toi—”
“No keep quiet, sit down, turn to page 236 and juggle apples because I said so.”

10. The kind-hearted and beautiful one you had a crush on.

 

There’s always that one teacher that will always have your heart.

11. The one who is strongly anti-dating.

“Ye sab theek nahi hai, boys and girls ka mingling.”

12. And there are teachers who are simply against all things fun, really.

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“If I see you wearing a hair-tie ANY other colour than black, I will call your parents. Understand?!”

13. The easily offended one, who has a reputation for getting up and leaving the classroom often.

“Ma’am, I think your answer to this math problem is wrong.”
“YOU PEOPLE DON’T RESPECT YOUR TEACHERS. I’M LEAVING..”

14. The one who simply does not accept they can be wrong.

“Jitna tumhari umar hai, utne saal toh mera teaching experience hai.”

15. The scary one who isn’t afraid of punishing students physically.

“I will give you one tight slap, then you will understand.”

16. The two teachers who are so obviously into each other.

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Caught in a staff romance.

17. The one who doesn’t even read your assignment because all that matters to them is the goddamn submission date and the length of your work.

“THIS FILE IS NOT THICK ENOUGH. YOU FAIL.”

18. And lastly, the awesome teacher who is actually appreciative of your efforts and believes in you.

Thank you for existing and making school bearable.

Happy Teachers’ Day!

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Imaan Sheikh is a writer for BuzzFeed and is based in Dubai.
 
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