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    Lost Hipster "Art" (NSFW)

    Mark Billy, a hipster "artist," made life-size sculptures of his penis from resin and beard hair, and while on display one of the penises went missing. We all know it's not beard hair. Craigslist ad and commentary.

    • "Peach Colored One Went Missing"

      Last seen 04 February 2010 around 1:00am.

    • "Don't Touch Mark Billy"

      Great title for this "art," wouldn't you say? Practically begging to be disobeyed, which is probably why the penis went missing.

    • Another "Before" Image

      Supposedly all these pictures were taken before the peach-penis disappeared. A greater part of me thinks this is a ploy, but it is amusing thinking about a hipster agonizing over his lost penis replica.