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    28 Things That'll Help You Pretend To Be A Celeb

    You're not famous but with all of this cool-ass shit, you could be!

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    1. A clip-on selfie light with three (count em', three) illumination settings so all of your pictures are always lit AF. They won't ever catch you slippin'!

    Promising review: "Yes, yes, and yes. It has three settings, turns on with a click of a button, and charges with a USB. I can just throw it in my bag. Selfie game upgraded! Can't wait to use it for shows and low-lit restaurants." —Jessica Cornell

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

    2. A statement phone case to get any passerby who wants to snap you to cease and desist while you're on the phone with Meryl and Viola about your new movie.

    Get it from Direct Apparel Co on Society6 for $15.99 (compatible with the iPhone 5—iPhone X).

    3. An adorable onesie for the A-list mom of a kid who absolutely will have their name in lights.

    Get it from Southern Gal Novelty on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes NB-24M, three colors).

    4. A pair of dramatique cat eye sunglasses to serve all those "I really don't wanna be bothered with you ordinary people" looks, because you're special and you don't interact with basics.

    Promising review: "As soon as I got them I wore them out and they looked amazing with my outfit!" —Amazon Customer

    Get them from Amazon for $8.99 (available in 10 colors).

    5. A sleek bomber jacket that'll keep you warm during the in-between spring weather, plus you've got to be fashionable at all times — you're a trendsetter!

    Get it from Forever 21 for $20 (available in sizes S–L, nine colors).

    6. A glitter stick highlighter (it's all vegan!!) to easily apply to your highpoints, because you literally never know if paparazzi are gonna hop out of the bushes and you've gotta be ready for that flash!

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    Promising review: "Love this, it's super galactic-looking! I put this on my cheeks as a highlighter and apply some all over my eyelids. It looks so pretty and lasts all day! would look amazing on ALL skin tones since it doesn't have a white base!" —draculasmermaid

    Get it from Sephora for $30 (available in three colors).

    7. A poppin' one-piece swimsuit for when you're finally called to do that Sports Illustrated cover, because you absolutely understand the power of lighting and angles.

    Promising review: "I absolutely LOVE this one piece! I've always worn bikinis, but wanted to try a one piece. The fabric is of good quality, the print is bright in person, and it fits perfectly. The high cut rise and low cut sides make the suit sexy and fun." —Swhit

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $59 (available in sizes S–L, four colors).

    8. An out-of-the-box celestial mood ring so randoms can think you went thrifting because you're so relatable, but actually you love yourself way too much to sift through any of that shit.,

    Celebrities, they're just like us! No, not at all true.

    Get it from Betsey Johnson for $35 or Amazon for $35.

    9. A 24K gold face mask made for brightening your highly photographable face, and silicone brushes to help apply it because you live in the future.,

    Who cleans bristles anymore? Not you, that's for sure!

    Promising review: "What a fancy and luxurious gold mask! The texture is nice and it has a light smell. You can apply it smoothly and wash it off easily. I tested it on my elbow first just to be safe. My face felt softer and more radiant after using it. No irritation, just glowing skin." —Meenah

    Get them from Amazon: the mask for $20.82 and the brushes for $5.25.

    10. A pair of floral print pants great to put on when Oprah calls to interview a new breakout star.

    Get them from Torrid for $54.90 (available in sizes 00–6).

    11. A Ferragamo reversible belt for a bit of high-end slayage while you're discussing your newest project with Anna Wintour.

    Get it from Nordstrom for $365 (available in waist sizes 31-39).

    12. A pair of false mink eyelashes to really get into old Hollywood glamour — plus you've always wanted to see if your eyes actually look bigger with them on.

    Check out these eyelash applicators and (latex free!!) lash glue for an almost fuss-free glam process!

    Promising review: "I decided to buy these since it was supposed to look more natural. When I tried it out, it looked really nice! It didn't look dramatic at all, and it could be used for both party events and everyday looks. I am going to buy another one of these before my next event." —Tiff

    Get them from Amazon for $9.99.

    13. A cooling eye pillow, because even though the club goes up on a Tuesday, especially in VIP, you can't stand the eye bags that follow.

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    14. A dope galactic wallet the gossip rags should mention when they feature you as a trendsetter. Even the aliens are envious, let's be honest.

    Get it from ModCloth for $29.

    15. A super simple, but awesomely pigmented Glossier cream blush so all of your fans will wonder what your beauty regimen actually is.

    Get it from Glossier for $18 (available in four colors).

    16. A pair of casual striped pants that'll be great for strutting around while you run a few errands in-between recording sessions.

    Get them from Asos for $32 (available in sizes XS–L).

    17. A pair of ankle booties to (comfortably) add a few inches because you're a shorty. Michael B. Jordan is your date and he's AT LEAST six feet tall.

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    Promising review: "This leather is like butter, baby; fits like a glove. Very classy. I love these shoes! You can wear these in the summer or winter. They are very form fitting to all areas of your foot; both the plantar portion and top part. Beautiful!" —Island Girl

    Get them from Amazon for $55+ (available in sizes 5.5–10, five colors).

    18. A bottle of Moroccan oil treatment that'll keep your luscious locks shiny AF, even when you're on a press tour and everything just goes a little bit cray.

    Promising review: "I've been using this for about six months and my hair has never looked so good! I had my dark hair lightened last year and the process made my hair so dry and dead, but every night after I shower I put this on before I go to bed and my hair looks great the next morning and it doesn't leave it looking oily at all. It smells awesome, which is always a plus!" —Teauna10

    Get it from Target for $4.89.

    19. A fancy swing dress perfect to wear to lowkey promotional events so you can serve looks all night long.,

    Promising review: "This is a good dress. I am hosting a garden tea party soon and wanted a unique dress. It was packaged well and fits beautifully and the fabric is good." —J. Smyth

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in sizes XS–3X and 22 colors).

    20. A classy enamel pin quoting Queen Bey that'll help you tune out all the bullshit and remember success is literally the best revenge anyone could think of.

    Get it from Little Star Things on Etsy for $12.05.

    21. A box of temporary hair dye for a pop of color that'll make you stand out from the rest of those unoriginal pop stars that just...don't have the range!

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    Taylor Swift I'm talking about you, so square up!

    P.S. The color washes out in one wash!

    Promising review: "I love this product! The bottle has a sponge applicator to apply and then you use a hair dryer to dry. I have brown hair and this came out to be very vibrant and beautiful. It came out easily that night in the shower. This is great if you want to change your hairstyle for a day." —taylord5

    Get it from Target for $9.99 (available in six colors).

    Need a hair dryer to use after applying this product? Check out all of our picks for the best hair dryer on BuzzFeed Reviews!

    22. An amazing print to hang in the hallway of your home and serve as a disclaimer to anyone who doubts your awesomeness.

    Get it from Graphic Display on Etsy for $5+ (available in multiple sizes and finishes).

    23. A pair of powerful patches that'll give you the inspiration to keep slaying every fucking day to achieve (more of) your dreams.,

    Get them from Amazon: the girl gang patch for $9.99 and the boss patch for $9.99.

    24. A pad of complaint sticky notes for your personal brand of haters that have something to say about how you're living your life. You don't address them directly, you have lawyers now!

    Just say "You're jealous" and go!

    Get it from Amazon for $3.15.

    25. A truth-telling pillowcase, because media moguls need their rest and since you're making millions, you probably can sleep in until two.

    Promising review: "My daughter loves it. She isn't a morning person and this is such cute decor for her bed and a conversation piece when she has company." —Tonya

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

    26. A dad cap way too lit for people who are trying to check if you're the person who went viral on YouTube a couple of weeks ago.

    Promising review: "Great fit. Durable material but still comfortable. You can wear it all day, and it doesn't cause any discomfort or those weird red lines like other hats. It has the clamp style fastener in the back instead of the button, which I think is more comfortable and holds the size better. All around great product. I wear mine every day." —T M Jonson

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    27. A '70s-inspired strapless jumpsuit so you can be ridiculously trendy and cozy while on vacation in Barcelona with your best friend Solange and her sister Beyoncé.

    Get it from Forever 21 for $24.90 (available in sizes 0X–3X).

    28. And a goldstone crystal star pendant necklace, because you're truly a fucking star and no one can tell you different!

    Promising review: "My necklace came in the other day, and I haven't taken it off since. It's so comfortable, and just has some sort of magical feeling to it. The goldstone star sparkles in both light and dark, and I've been complimented on it so many times! I definitely recommend that you buy this if you're looking for a gift for someone, or just a little something for yourself." —Gracie Lee

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

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