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15 Of The Worst Places To Poop

Because pooping can be stressful.

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1. At Work

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Oh, is that your boss taking a loud dump next to you? Or is that your boss who just walked into the stall next to you as YOU’RE taking a loud dump? Or has every co-worker decided to come in and have a rousing conversation about Mondays while you're pooping like a maniac? No matter what, everything is terrible.

2. On an Airplane

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“Everyone must return to their seats for landing, including the crazy person smelling up the back of the cabin who has been in there for way too long and, like, are you DEAD IN THERE!?”

5. Rest Stops

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Oh, it smells like a bleach-soaked dirty diaper? And there’s a screaming child at the urinal? And there’s no toilet paper? And the toilet seat is covered in pee? Great. Have fun trying to hover-poop.

8. At Home When You’ve Brought a Date Back With You

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Putting on some mood music won’t drown out your farts or the smell, no matter how hard you try. But you don’t want to risk pooping during sex… or do you?

9. A Bar

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Just hold it. Everyone is drunk and they will knock on the door relentlessly until you’re poop-shamed into giving up when you’re only half finished. And if you do stink it up, expect every drunk person to loudly talk about it.

11. A Pet Store When You Have Your Pet With You

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Your pet will look you in the eye the entire time while furiously sniffing the air. The confused look they give you will be enough to never make you want to poop ever again.